Here at Suff Stoners Like we aim to please, man. Several of our stoner friends have written in touting Doritos as the ultimate stoner food. So…who are we not to investigate, right? So we decided to test that theory. And, well it’s true…stoners love those fucking Doritos, man. It[...]
Posts Tagged ‘MarijuanaLogues’
October 3rd, 2008 - 6:44 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS — Governator Terminates Pot Bill
[digg=http://digg.com/politics/Breaking_News_m_Governator_Terminates_Pot_Bill]Get this California Governor Arnold “Governator” Schwarzenegger just vetoed a bill that would have protected medical marijuana users from being fired for testing positive for using pot. Assemblyman Mark Le[...]
October 2nd, 2008 - 11:31 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS — Michigan to Legalize Weed!
Have you all heard about the medical marijuana initiative, Proposal 1, on Michigan’s November ballot that could make medical weed legal? The initiative that naysayers are calling a “pot dream come true for drug dealers” will legalize marijuana for pain relief from chronic illness a[...]
October 1st, 2008 - 6:15 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS — Marijuana possession charge against NFL player dropped
The prosecution has dropped a marijuana possession charge against Houston Texan running back Jameel Cook. [digg=http://digg.com/football/Breaking_News_m_Marijuana_possession_charge_against_NFL_play]Fort Bend County District Attorney John Healey said Tuesday there was insufficient evidence to show C[...]
September 22nd, 2008 - 11:19 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS — Cannabis Can Fight Drug-Resistant Bacteria
Scientists from Italy and the United Kingdom, who published their research in the Journal of Natural Products last month, say that cannabis-based creams can be used to treat persistent skin infections. Substances harvested from pot plants can outperform antibiotics in the battle against drug-resista[...]
September 22nd, 2008 - 9:36 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS — Stoners Want Refund for Seized Pot
A Colorado couple is seeking compensation for cannabis plants that were taken by police and left to die. The pair claim the 39 marijuana plants that were seized were grown for medical purposes. “All the plants were dead,” said Brian Vicente, one of the attorneys for the couple. “Some had turne[...]
September 17th, 2008 - 9:29 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#18 Cold Pizza
Fois gras, caviar? Uhm, no. What stoners really like to eat is cold pizza. Why? Well, for one: it’s already made and two: well, it’s already fucking made, man. To a stoner, there’s nothing better than a bong rip and then a trip, to the refrigerator–that is, to find a cold b[...]
July 2nd, 2008 - 5:55 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#13 School
School…are you serious? It’s true, stoners do indeed like school. Especially a school that has a curriculum completely based in marijuana. Located in downtown Oakland California is Oaksterdam University a unique, trend setting trade school offering classes regarding the cannabis industr[...]
April 3rd, 2008 - 6:02 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#2 Calling Everyone Dude
Man, you would totally think that the only people who call everyone “dude” are surfers, Californians or people who watched too many fuckin’ Keanu Reeves movies, right? Well, dude, if you think that…you’d be wrong. Calling people dude is a very stoner thing to do. It doesn’t matter if[...]
March 30th, 2008 - 8:25 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#1 Coffee
Sometimes you’ll see a stoner reach for a cup of coffee in the morning before they actually reach for a bong. True, it’s rare…and we’ve never actually witnessed it or nothing, but it’s said to have to happened. Yep, it’s no surprise… stoners like to wake and b[...]
