Man, these things sure grow like weeds don’t they? So back on Earth Day, April 22, 2009, we dropped 3 clones into soil on behalf of our blog readers and Twitter followers. You might remember that we’re donating all the medicine from the plants to a local Oaksterdam dispensary who will be giv[...]
Posts Tagged ‘incense’
#26 Road Trips
Road trips are pretty cool. But, road trips while stoned are legendary. Being out on the open road, the wind in your hair, ashing a bowl right out the window, smoking a joint while driving and eating a cheeseburger… incorporates just about everything stoners hold dear; loud music, snacks, and [...]
BREAKING NEWS–In Honor of Earth Day 2009 Stuff Stoners Like is Giving Away Weed
Free weed? What’s up with that? Well, being that it’s Earth Day and all we’d like to honor all of our 420-friendly friends, the people who read this (fucking brilliant) blog, follow us closely on twitter, and participate in the Joint Counsel (the Legendary Ed Roth is our Chief Join[...]
#25 Skittles
Skittles? All stoners love ‘em. Yeah, with munchies ragin’ full-on the stoned have been known to eat ‘em up by the hand fulls. Why? well, stoners fully endorse Skittles not only because they’re delicious but because, really…who the hell DOESN’T want to taste a f[...]
BREAKING NEWS – Super Bowl MVP Faces Pot Charges
Pittsburgh Steelers receiver, Santonio Holmes, waved his right to a preliminary hearing on misdemeanor marijuana charges this morning stemming after a traffic stop back in October.[...]
BREAKING NEWS – SF Lawmaker to Tax and Legalize Weed in CA
Breaking News - SF Lawmaker to Tax and Legalize Weed in CA[...]
BREAKNG NEWS — Smoking Pot Can Save Your Ass
Yep it’s true…there are chemicals in marijuana, cannabinoids, that, according to new research, can put the brakes on colon cancer. Raymond DuBois and his colleagues at the University of Texas have discovered that a key receptor (CB1) for cannabinoids is turned off in most types of human [...]
#19 Paraphernalia
People have all sorts of rituals. Stoners are people too. And, they have a lot of rituals. Those rituals usually center around the type of paraphernalia a stoner likes to use to consume cannabis. And if you haven’t noticed, stoners love that shit, man. They love everything about it. I mean th[...]
#16 Talking About Times They Were Stoned
It’s really kind of funny, but have you ever noticed how much stoners love talking about times they were stoned when they’re stoned? Wait…did that come out wrong? Shite. Well, just think about the last time you were at a party and you were getting stoned. Remember what were you tal[...]
#15 Reading
Well, aside from the liner notes on Pink Floyd’s Ummagumma album, it’s not widely known what it is that stoner’s like reading. But we here at Stuff Stoners like H.Q. suspect that anything penned by the legendary Tommy Chong would be up there topping the list. Set for release on Aug[...]
#12 Tivo
Don’t you just hate distractions? Well, stoners do too, man! When a stoner is high…nothing is more annoying than a knock at the door. Why, well because they’ll miss all the action on TV. When it comes to watching the tube, it’s as important to catch all the clues on Celebrity[...]
#10 Procrastination
Isn’t it obvious? C’mon people…why else do you think it took us so fucking long to finally post something, eh? [...]
#8 Starring at Photos of Buds
You know when you walk into a 7-11 to grab a Cherry-Coke Slurpee and some nachos and you over hear some dudes are holding up a magazine letting out a really loud “whoa…look at those”? Well, we bet the first thing you’d think to yourself is, “self…just don’t pay attention to tho[...]
#7 Stoners love the number 420
Did you know that there are exactly 420 chemicals found in marijuana? Or, did you know that some group of hippy dippy teeny-boppers back in 1971 at some San Rafael High school would meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke up some weed near some Louis Pasteur statue? Or maybe you heard that some [...[...]
#6 Transforming Things into Bongs
You know, it’s not that stoners especially like honey, it’s just that much like McGuyver, stoners are really crafty and have a knack for transforming ordinary household objects into pipes or bongs…things like apples and well, honey bears. It’s almost as if those cute li’l bears are [...]
#5 Blowin’ Smoke Rings
Much like a really hot chick tying a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth, blowing smoke rings is the bar trick de jour in stoner circles. Maybe it was the very stoney hukka-smokin’ caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland who inspired the smoke ring phenomenon? Anyhow, smoke rings are a popular form of[...]
#4 Incense
To a stoner incense is like dark limousine tint, you know someone’s inside driving the car, you just can’t quite see them. According to stoners, the theory is that incense masks the aroma of burning weed. So whenever you walk into a room with a bunch of stoners getting hi, you’ll often smell i[...]
#3 Baking Things With Weed in ‘Em
What’s better than a sinfully sweet fudge brownie? That’s right; a sinfully sweet fudge brownie with weed in it! Remember when good ol’ Nigel Tufnel, lead axe of the band Spinal Tap and future VW ad star, was talking about his special geetar amp that went all the way up to 11? Well, adding wee[...]
#2 Calling Everyone Dude
Man, you would totally think that the only people who call everyone “dude” are surfers, Californians or people who watched too many fuckin’ Keanu Reeves movies, right? Well, dude, if you think that…you’d be wrong. Calling people dude is a very stoner thing to do. It doesn’t matter if[...]





