Want a FREE STICKER? Just send a self-addressed stamped envelope (SASE) to:
P.O. Box 71142
Oakland, CA 94612
And, we’ll send ya a FREE STICKER! Want more than one sticker? Bribe us by sending cash.
It turns out that some people are unfamiliar with the concept of a SASE. We can only mail FREE STICKERS if you include a return envelope, addressed to yourself, with an unused stamp.