FREE STICKERS

Want a FREE sticker? All you gotta do is send a (SASE) self-addressed stamped envelope to:

P.O. Box 71142
Oakland CA 94612

(do NOT write STUFF STONERS LIKE on the envelope or it will be intercepted!)

and we’ll send ya a sticker! The Oakland Post Office in Oaksterdam says STUFF STONERS LIKE is NOT a business so we can NOT receive mail addressed to STUFF STONERS LIKE so just leave that part off.  How fucking LAME is that? We pay our 80 fucking US Dollars to have a PO Box in a failing economy just so we can give out FREE STICKERS and  the people at the Oaksterdam Post Office decide to FUCK with us because we get mail with the word STONER on it? You’d think they’d appreciate our business…especially with the USPS looking to cut jobs and end Saturday delivery.

It turns out that some people are unfamiliar with the concept of a SASE. We can only mail out stickers if you include a return envelope addressed to yourself with unused postage! We’ve noticed more and more that people are mailing us, but not including the SASE. Don’t forget, man.

Also, if you want more than one sticker…bribe us by sending cash. Oh and don’t send us any weed or anything the federal government or the US Postal Service would consider illegal. Don’t get us wrong…we love that stuff…but the government says you can’t send it in the mail and well…the people at the post office in Oakland are looking out for it.

If you have any photos of your stickers, please post them to the Stuff Stoners Like group on Flickr.

PS…our friend xochiewww took that great pic.

Also…if your envelope is returned please send us a photo! We’d like to show the world how we pay the Oakland Post Office $80 a year to intercept mail from us. NEWMAN!