krisrivera: @stoner_stuff don’t forget Cheetos! Man, if u want us to pick up some Cheetos for you (again) your gonna have to say please. krisrivera @stoner_stuff pretty please with cherry icee on top. eh, we’re gonna let Jules take this one… Actually, man…we’re proba[...]
Archive for the ‘Stuff Stoners Like’ Category
October 7th, 2009 - 2:29 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
WE HAVE A PIPE DREAM
In Honor of MLK Day Stuff Stoners Like are happy to inspire you with what will go down in history as the greatest bastardized speech turned blog post for marijuana re-legalization in the history of our great nation. Many fucking years ago, a great American, not to mention notable pot-smoker and sta[...]
September 14th, 2009 - 2:18 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#30 Everyone Poops
Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi A book review by Stuff Stoners Like People often turn to books to take a closer look at issues that are important to them. Everyone, including stoners, want a book that relates to their own world view and literature that either reaffirms or extends that view and allows th[...]
June 24th, 2009 - 7:31 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#29 Grocery Shopping
Much like any other outing stoners might experience while stoned, grocery shopping is an adventure. Remember that scene in The Wizard of Oz where everything is all black and white and shit and then all of a sudden everything turns to color right as Dorothy flings open the door to Oz and Pink Floyd&#[...]
June 10th, 2009 - 12:09 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#28 Hoodies
It’s true, sometimes stoners will admit to a slight bit of paranoia right after smoking a joint, man. One minute smoking weed in a parking lot behind a Safeway seems like a really good idea and then all of a sudden you take a hit and every single person is watching you. That’s precisely [...]
May 20th, 2009 - 10:01 am § in Stuff Stoners Like
#27 Cheating on Tests
Oh yeah, stoners love to cheat on tests…are you kidding us? No, man, we’re not talking about cheating on algebra or biology exams. Although, we imagine some stoners’ll cheat on those too. What we’re talking about is, of course, the dreaded…the most heinous…the dru[...]
May 1st, 2009 - 3:52 am § in Stuff Stoners Like
#26 Road Trips
Road trips are pretty cool. But, road trips while stoned are legendary. Being out on the open road, the wind in your hair, ashing a bowl right out the window, smoking a joint while driving and eating a cheeseburger… incorporates just about everything stoners hold dear; loud music, snacks, and [...]
April 2nd, 2009 - 10:24 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#25 Skittles
Skittles? All stoners love ‘em. Yeah, with munchies ragin’ full-on the stoned have been known to eat ‘em up by the hand fulls. Why? well, stoners fully endorse Skittles not only because they’re delicious but because, really…who the hell DOESN’T want to taste a f[...]
March 9th, 2009 - 10:06 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#24 Star Trek
If a stoner is stoned enough they’ll just sit there and watch the blinking lights on a fucking Christmas tree, right? Well, that’s precisely why Star Trek is the quintessential stoner TV show, man. It’s filled with blinking lights and shit. They’ve got full walls filled with [...]
February 7th, 2009 - 12:30 am § in Stuff Stoners Like
#22 Bob Marley
Happy birthday Bob Marley. What do stoners NOT like about the legendary Bob Marley? No disrespect, let’s not refer to Bob Marley as a stoner, okay? Joking aside, let us celebrate Bob Marley as the archetypal hero, a musical prophet and the loudest voice of the zeitgeist that was just begging [...]
December 8th, 2008 - 11:08 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#21 Pink Floyd
You don’t need weed to enjoy Pink Floyd. You need Pink Floyd to enjoy weed. Of course, stoners like Pink Floyd, man…it’s mandatory! Why is it mandatory? Well, because Pink Floyd have created the perfect soundtrack for stoner sessions many times over and over already. Dude, who has[...]
October 15th, 2008 - 7:05 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#20 Doritos
Here at Suff Stoners Like we aim to please, man. Several of our stoner friends have written in touting Doritos as the ultimate stoner food. So…who are we not to investigate, right? So we decided to test that theory. And, well it’s true…stoners love those fucking Doritos, man. It[...]
September 19th, 2008 - 6:42 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#19 Paraphernalia
People have all sorts of rituals. Stoners are people too. And, they have a lot of rituals. Those rituals usually center around the type of paraphernalia a stoner likes to use to consume cannabis. And if you haven’t noticed, stoners love that shit, man. They love everything about it. I mean th[...]
September 17th, 2008 - 9:29 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#18 Cold Pizza
Fois gras, caviar? Uhm, no. What stoners really like to eat is cold pizza. Why? Well, for one: it’s already made and two: well, it’s already fucking made, man. To a stoner, there’s nothing better than a bong rip and then a trip, to the refrigerator–that is, to find a cold b[...]
August 30th, 2008 - 4:54 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#17 The Ice Cream Man
Okay, think about this shit for a second. I mean, really, do I even have to explain? Let’s say you’re a major stoner in the middle of a joint and a vintage episode of Mama’s Family, you know the one where Bubba’s hot blonde girlfriend gets all offended because he decides to t[...]
July 20th, 2008 - 1:02 am § in Stuff Stoners Like
#16 Talking About Times They Were Stoned
It’s really kind of funny, but have you ever noticed how much stoners love talking about times they were stoned when they’re stoned? Wait…did that come out wrong? Shite. Well, just think about the last time you were at a party and you were getting stoned. Remember what were you tal[...]
July 10th, 2008 - 7:13 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#15 Reading
Well, aside from the liner notes on Pink Floyd’s Ummagumma album, it’s not widely known what it is that stoner’s like reading. But we here at Stuff Stoners like H.Q. suspect that anything penned by the legendary Tommy Chong would be up there topping the list. Set for release on Aug[...]
July 9th, 2008 - 2:42 am § in Stuff Stoners Like
#14 Buying Weed at the Liquor Store
Wouldn’t it be great to walk into a liquor store to grab a six pack and some zig zags and tell the guy behind the counter to toss in some weed with that? Well get this…there’s a new initiative in Oregon that would allow state-controlled liquor stores to legally sell marijuana to ad[...]
July 2nd, 2008 - 5:55 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#13 School
School…are you serious? It’s true, stoners do indeed like school. Especially a school that has a curriculum completely based in marijuana. Located in downtown Oakland California is Oaksterdam University a unique, trend setting trade school offering classes regarding the cannabis industr[...]
