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November 29th, 2009 - 11:02 am § in Stuff Stoners DON'T Like

-7 The Keytar

There’s absolutely no way to NOT look like an asshole while playing a keytar. What the fuck is a keytar you ask? Well we’ll tell ya…it’s an instrument that’ll make you look like an asshole just by looking at it. It’s the lamest instrument of all time. It’s more lame than the oboe, [...]

November 20th, 2009 - 11:52 am § in BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS—Agents Seize $2.6 Million Worth of Christmas Bongs

// // Not all of us want a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas! If you’re expecting Santa to leave a new bong under your Christmas tree this year…you might be disappointed. And, it won’t be Saint Nick’s fault but rather the fault of buzzkilling customs officials at the Los Angeles Harb[...]

November 19th, 2009 - 12:52 pm § in BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS– Pot-Smoking Tim Lincecum Wins the Cy Young AGAIN (and is ordered to appear in court on pot charges)

// // Yet more proof that smoking a little weed from time to time will prevent you from doing anything productive with your life, 2008 Cy Young Award-winning pitcher Tim Lincecum just won the coveted title for the second time in a row! Oh, and he’s being forced to appear in court. Th[...]

November 16th, 2009 - 3:24 pm § in BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS–AMA Urges the Feds to Support Medical Marijuana

// // The American Medical Association has reversed its position on marijuana! Yep, the largest group of doctors in the USA (which really only amounts to about 17% of all practicing docs) now SUPPORTS investigation and clinical research on weed for medicinal use. They also urged the feds [...]

November 5th, 2009 - 4:02 pm § in BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS–National League Cy Young Award Winning Pitcher and SF Giants Starter Tim Lincecum is a Stoner

Twelve-year-old lookin’ 2008 & 2009 (click here for an update) National League Cy Young Award winning pitcher and SF Giants starter Tim Lincecum is a stoner. How do we know, you ask? Well, the day before Halloween he was busted cruising up the Pacific Northwest in his Mercedes Benz (at aro[...]

November 4th, 2009 - 4:21 pm § in BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS–Colorado Town Legalizes Weed

Breckenridge Colorado voted 72% to decriminalize up to a full ounce of weed for adults over 21.[...]