// // Now that we have your attention, it’s true…Marie Myung-Ok Lee pushes marijuana on her 9-year-old son. She feeds the li’l guy weed-laced tea and cookies. Why, you ask? “Because he can’t figure out how to use a bong.” Marie Myung-Ok Lee’s son, [...]
Archive for August, 2009
August 26th, 2009 - 10:43 am § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS–Rally to Save Canadian Cannabis Activist Marc Emery Planned
Mark Emery has been fighting for OUR rights for over 30 years. Now he’s facing LIFE in prison! In 2005 the US DEA arrested Emery for selling seeds online. They’re victimizing him for his leadership!We not only support Emery because of his tireless pro-medical marijuana efforts, but as w[...]
August 21st, 2009 - 11:43 am § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS—3 Arrested in ANOTHER LA Cannabis Dispensary Raid
Prohibitionists are now persecuting our religious leaders! Maybe we should just make a fucking form-letter type blog post so we can save time and just swap the names and locations of victimized dispensaries, medicine providers, and patients because dispensary busts here in California are rising shar[...]
August 13th, 2009 - 3:02 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS–The War on Drugs is a War on Pets
// // Listen, if you think the War on Drugs is just a war on people, you’re WRONG. The War on Drugs is also a war on pets! Even though President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder have announced an end to the feds raiding law-abiding dispensaries, that didn’t stop a slew of[...]
August 12th, 2009 - 11:28 am § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS—New Study Proves Smoking Marijuana Protects Against Cancer
// // Not only does smoking marijuana NOT cause cancer…it actually PROTECTS against it. But, don’t take our word for it, however, check out this month’s Cancer Prevention Research Journal which has a study demonstrating that chronic, long term use of cannabis actually reduces the inc[...]
August 11th, 2009 - 11:11 am § in BREAKING NEWS
Back to School at Oaksterdam University
As harvest time approaches, so does the end of summer and that means school is right around the corner. Not everyone hates school, especially those attending Oakland’s increasingly popular Oaksterdam University located in downtown Oakland’s Oaksterdam district. “Oaksterdam Universi[...]
August 7th, 2009 - 2:35 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS–Palo Alto CA Pisses Away Tax Dollars and $60 Million Worth of Medicine
// // Just how much money would the State of California rake in, oh from the sale of say $60 million worth of medical cannabis? Who knows since Santa Clara County pissed it all away and wasted tax dollars to fund the eradication and ruthless slaughter of 20,000 innocent marijuana plants to[...]
August 6th, 2009 - 4:00 pm § in Stuff Stoners DON'T Like
# -4 Matches
Matches are for suckers or for people who don’t have lighters. Why? Because they suck..that’s why. Have you ever tried to spark up a fat bowl with a match? Oh you did…did you? Well, how many times did those matches break before you got in the car and drove to 7-11 to buy a fucking [...]
August 5th, 2009 - 3:15 pm § in Stuff Stoners DON'T Like
# -3 Senseless Violence
You know when Pete Townshend would get all mad at his Rickenbacker and smash it into a million little pieces all over the stage and you’d say to yourself, “Shit, Pete, man…why don’t you just give that fucking beautiful geetar to me?” Well, that’s how stoners feel every time [...]
August 5th, 2009 - 11:04 am § in Stuff Stoners DON'T Like
# -2 Aerosmith
Imagine a bar band dressed in whatever they could find on the dirty floor of a thrift store or stowed away in Davey Jones Locker, with a singer that sorta looks and moves like Mick Jagger in the dark, and you have Aerosmith. Yeah, we agree that for a second things looked promising when Aerosmith [.[...]
August 5th, 2009 - 10:52 am § in Stuff Stoners DON'T Like
# -1 Kids
Sure, they’re cuddly and cute when they aren’t all covered in grape jelly, or snot, or afterbirth. It’s not that stoners don’t dig kids, they think kids are cool, man… it’s just that kids ruin everything and they’re such buzzkills. Just imagine how fucking a[...]
