Our prayers have been answered and we’re not talking about Legalization. Soon, you’ll be able to smoke a tomato to get stoned. Yep, a few days ago scientists at Montsaint Genie Tech Inc. announced that they have successfully transferred the gene segment that produces THC in weed to many other common garden plants, including tomatoes, cucumbers, lettuce, carrots, and more.
Sounds too good to be true? Oh, and close your mouth by the way…there’s more; “We probably can put the THC segment into almost any plant in existence,” says lead scientist Rebeca Vale. “It’s a very simple process. We are starting work on oak and maple trees now.” Oh, man, just imagine chicken ‘n’ waffles and syrup that gets you stoned!
But wait a second, you can’t really get stoned from a vine ripened tomato can you? “If someone were to dry it and smoke it, all of the medicinal and psychotropic effects of marijuana would be present. And what’s more, we have learned that tomatoes, in particular, actually produce more THC than cannabis itself,” says the coolest scientist on the face of planet Earth, Vale.
Okay, great, I can smoke a tomato and get stoned, but is this tomato, which has been touched by the hand of god, legal? “Actually, yes,” says Vale. Wha?
“Our research qualifies as GMO ‘intellectual property’, as does the process itself. Since tomatoes and other plants are not illegal, a person would be well within the law to grow them and use them as they please,” says Vale. She also says that her soon to be coolest company on planet Earth is working on a spray that will transfer the segment to many plants simply by spraying the leaves of seedlings.
“It’s a very simple process,” she says. “Anyone can do it. We plan to start selling the spray – ‘Genie Mist’ – in a matter of weeks. One bottle will sell for five dollars and be capable of treating 6,000 seedlings.”
C’mon, these things have to taste like shit, right? So, uhm how do they taste? “Scrumptious,” Vale says. “But, of course, they are best when roasted.”
Are you kidding me?
that’s interesting, but personally I would never substitute
my weed for fucking tomatoes’11 eventhough they could get me high!
the natural thing is way better, plus, smoking tomatoes rather than week is lame. Are you giving up on weed, is that it?
it is not all about the thc!! the plant as a whole is the special thing.
What happens if you spray bud plants with it? More THC?
THC is Alcohol and Fat soluble. So you could potentially choose a faster growing plant like lettuce and extract the TCH into oil. Also it may help the Hemp industry by taking the pressure off of Marijuana. Hemp can help the world if just given the chance. However can anyone find any information on Montsaint Genie Tech? I can’t find anything other than the social networks talking about this article.
it’s a joke or a hoax. you can’t genetically modify a plant with a spray, and if you could, it would still be considered illegal… and if you could, and if it were legal, $5 for 6000 THC plants? They would have to be retarded to charge so little.
not sure if this soloution will not cause more problems that its worth best to leave the environment as untouched as possible …
Please share your news source with us…
It’s to unbeleivable to accept without a proper link to some reasearch documents at the least
thanks
You would have to be a fuckin’ idiot to buy this story!
obviously i should spray it on my schlong, and let the ladies know it is the new, legal way to get high.
YES!!!!!!! everywhere my life has taken me and finally the promise land!
This is complete and utter BS. If any of you try to do a search for this there isn’t a single credible site on the web with any information on the subject.This is a sick joke meant to mess with stoners.
you would have to be a fucking idiot to believe this bull shit. check the yellow pages in oakdale california there is no montsaint genie fake ass place.
way to take over the cliche that stoners r stupid and will believe nething, gettin ripped aint to reefer madness movie, y do people have to b idiots about a silly plant
hey this is kyle i wuz just wondering if u spary this spray on bud thats all ready drying out will it still work?
yeah its bollocks. what a load of shite. its like me saying ‘oh i have made some spray that can make a plant produce cocaine and heroin’. lol
cocaine and heroin aren’t naturally occurring chemicals in plants you dumbfuck, so no, it’s actually not like that at all.
to correct u fucktard dave cocaine is a naturally occurring chemical found in the coca plant
actually cocaine is not naturally occuring! the leaves are used of the coca plant yes but chemicals are added such as hydracloric acid. fuckin jackass
both heroin and cocaine are naturally occurring. poppies have opium which contains the basis of morphine heroin all opiates, retard. and cocaine is coca-ine the suffix is to denote it is an alkaline. it is in fact in the coca plant. whats has come to be called cocaine is actually cocaine hydrochloride. it is cocaine with a salt base to make it directly ingestible, as opposed to the cocaine base which must be smoked or eaten. and this is like a year old i know its just i feel the need to try and correct retards