California’s budget woes could cut a third of the agents from the Bureau of Narcotics Enforcement! Attorney General Jerry Brown estimates the cuts will lead to the layoffs of nearly a third of its 187 agents. The Bureau of Narcotics Enforcement was created during Prohibition, in 1927, predatin[...]
Archive for June, 2009
June 27th, 2009 - 4:56 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
Breaking News–Drug Enforcement Team Victim Of CA Budget Crisis
June 24th, 2009 - 7:31 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#29 Grocery Shopping
Much like any other outing stoners might experience while stoned, grocery shopping is an adventure. Remember that scene in The Wizard of Oz where everything is all black and white and shit and then all of a sudden everything turns to color right as Dorothy flings open the door to Oz and Pink Floyd&#[...]
June 23rd, 2009 - 10:29 am § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS Brit Pot-Smoking Postman Burns Mail
So check it out…some lame stoner mailman over in England was sentenced to a year in prison today for burning thousands of pieces of junk mail! Unfortunately, Neil Goddard, 32, of York, England, wasn’t trying to be all resourceful and shit using the junk mail as rolling papers or anything[...]
June 16th, 2009 - 12:50 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS–SF Supervisors Pass Ban On Haight Ashbury Head Shops
Where would be the most epic…coolest…most hip place on the planet to buy a rad pipe? If you said San Francisco’s Haight-Ashbury district than you’re not alone! Yep, the district that’s world-famous for its important role as THE epicenter of the entire 1960’s cou[...]
June 16th, 2009 - 9:58 am § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS–Barney Frank Introduces Bill To Legalize Medical Cannabis
There’s something so very similar to admitting to being a homosexual and admitting publicly that you support the legalization of marijuana. One of our favorite (D) Congressmen, openly out-of-the-closet, Barnett “Barney” Frank known as “one of the brightest and most energetic [...]
June 11th, 2009 - 7:59 pm § in MarijuanaLogues
MarijuanaLogues #2
It’s surreal, thought Sayten, to just hop in the car with a bit of cash in his pocket and drive a few blocks to a cannabis dispensary. It’s Good Friday, he thought and then chuckled when he corrected himself…Good Weed Friday that is. It’s nice to be off work, watching the hus[...]
June 10th, 2009 - 4:02 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS–Lung Health Expert Announces Marijuana Does NOT Cause Lung Cancer
The leading worldwide expert on lung health announced recently that marijuana does not cause lung cancer in his study on the effects of cannabis and the lungs. In fact, Donald P. Tashkin, M.D, Professor of Medicine, Medical Director of the Pulmonary Function Laboratory, Geffen School of Medicine, [...]
June 10th, 2009 - 2:47 pm § in MarijuanaLogues
MarijuanaLogues #1
// // Damn, Sayten thought to himself. Feeling crushed, he tossed his precious ipodphone on the bed, letting out a sigh. His last few texts for weed going unnoticed by Jowi. Ever since the day behind San Francisco’s Warfield theater when Pantera’s Dimebag Darrel handed him his [...]
June 10th, 2009 - 12:09 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#28 Hoodies
It’s true, sometimes stoners will admit to a slight bit of paranoia right after smoking a joint, man. One minute smoking weed in a parking lot behind a Safeway seems like a really good idea and then all of a sudden you take a hit and every single person is watching you. That’s precisely [...]
June 8th, 2009 - 10:13 am § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS–Company to Sell Spray To Make Any Plant Produce THC
// // Our prayers have been answered and we’re not talking about Legalization. Soon, you’ll be able to smoke a tomato to get stoned. Yep, a few days ago scientists at Montsaint Genie Tech Inc. announced that they have successfully transferred the gene segment that produces THC [...]
June 7th, 2009 - 1:41 pm § in BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS–Student Arrested for Pro Pot Demonstration
What student stoner, at some point in time, hasn't written a persuasive essay on the Legalization movement? But, among you with your hands up in the air...how many of you punctuated your essay by smoking a joint in front of the class while presenting the said...persuasive essay?[...]
