Today, April 22…Is Mrs. Charlotte Rae’s birtday. You remember Mrs. Garret…she took care of those annoying boarding school kids, remember there was that hot blonde, the chunker, the boy with longish hair from NY and li’l ol’ Tudy who in this special episode buys a 3-pa[...]
Archive for April, 2008
April 21st, 2008 - 9:51 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#7 Stoners love the number 420
Did you know that there are exactly 420 chemicals found in marijuana? Or, did you know that some group of hippy dippy teeny-boppers back in 1971 at some San Rafael High school would meet after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke up some weed near some Louis Pasteur statue? Or maybe you heard that some [...[...]
April 9th, 2008 - 7:01 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#6 Transforming Things into Bongs
You know, it’s not that stoners especially like honey, it’s just that much like McGuyver, stoners are really crafty and have a knack for transforming ordinary household objects into pipes or bongs…things like apples and well, honey bears. It’s almost as if those cute li’l bears are [...]
April 8th, 2008 - 9:15 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#5 Blowin’ Smoke Rings
Much like a really hot chick tying a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth, blowing smoke rings is the bar trick de jour in stoner circles. Maybe it was the very stoney hukka-smokin’ caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland who inspired the smoke ring phenomenon? Anyhow, smoke rings are a popular form of[...]
April 3rd, 2008 - 6:07 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#4 Incense
To a stoner incense is like dark limousine tint, you know someone’s inside driving the car, you just can’t quite see them. According to stoners, the theory is that incense masks the aroma of burning weed. So whenever you walk into a room with a bunch of stoners getting hi, you’ll often smell i[...]
April 3rd, 2008 - 6:06 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#3 Baking Things With Weed in ‘Em
What’s better than a sinfully sweet fudge brownie? That’s right; a sinfully sweet fudge brownie with weed in it! Remember when good ol’ Nigel Tufnel, lead axe of the band Spinal Tap and future VW ad star, was talking about his special geetar amp that went all the way up to 11? Well, adding wee[...]
April 3rd, 2008 - 6:02 pm § in Stuff Stoners Like
#2 Calling Everyone Dude
Man, you would totally think that the only people who call everyone “dude” are surfers, Californians or people who watched too many fuckin’ Keanu Reeves movies, right? Well, dude, if you think that…you’d be wrong. Calling people dude is a very stoner thing to do. It doesn’t matter if[...]
